
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, there is the dumbest thing ever on the Big Picture Box.
Me: Well, that’s saying something.
Sweetie: Dogs are dancing. Like they think they’re humans.
Doodlebug: You won’t catch me doing that. I walk. I run. I prance. I jump. But I don’t dance.
Sweetie: Just because you have four legs doesn’t mean you should be silly with them.

MoonCat: Oh, bulldogs. If only you could see you the way I see you.
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