I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, why are you playing with long string? You are not a cat, are you?
Sweetie: You’re not a secret cat, are you? Because that would be too weird for words.
Me: I’m not a cat, secret or otherwise. No, the string is yarn and I am crocheting.
Sweetie: But that’s where sweaters come from!
Doodlebug: No sweaters!
Sweetie: No sweaters!
Me: I’m crocheting a little amigurami toy as a gift.
Sweetie: Phew! That was a close call.
MoonCat: You wouldn’t happen have some leftovers of that yarn, would you? I ever so love that stuff. BUT NO SWEATERS!
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