I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, I have a bulldog plan so that what happened yesterday will never happen again. No more loud booms. No more bullhorns.
Doodlebug: Yes, leave the bulls alone with their horns.
Me: Sounds interesting. What’s the plan?
Sweetie: Humans don’t do anything anymore. Bulldogs run it all.
Me: Uh-oh.
Sweetie: Admit it, ma’am. Humans have been fouling stuff up for a long time. Bulldogs would do a better job.
Me: I have trouble picturing that.
MoonCat: Picture this. A total disaster where nothing works and bulldogs have chewed everything up. Then they’ve deposited their “stuff” everywhere before snoring loudly through their numerous naps. An occasional loud noise instead? I can live with that.
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