I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, who needs to go potty?
Sweetie: Lady Human! Don’t talk about that! It’s not polite.
Me: A bulldog lecturing me about being polite? It’s a lot less polite if someone has an accident on the floor because they didn’t accept the outdoor invitation.
Doodlebug: I heard the little human say that people were telling too many potty jokes. Humans are so weird. What’s funny about potty time?
Sweetie: Now you’ve got Doodlebug talking about it.
Me: How about this? I open the door and you each decide whether or not to accept the…outdoor opportunity?
Sweetie: To do what?
Me and Doodlebug: POTTY!
MoonCat: I’m so glad I have other arrangements.
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