I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, there is a problem.
Me: There usually is somewhere.
Sweetie: My big blue chair is leaning. My back half is lower than my front half.
MoonCat: Isn’t that always the case?
Me: Well, the wooden frame under the chair has cracked clean in two so that side is down on the floor.
Sweetie: Well, fix it.
Me: Is it that big a problem?
Doodlebug: Not for me. I don’t use it.
MoonCat: Maybe if someone weren’t so heavy on the back side…
Sweetie: Hey, don’t call Lady Human fat!
MoonCat: Hmmm. Was that what I meant?
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