The Good Stuff – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Old English Bulldogges. Where is supper, Lady Human?

Me: Coming…There! How’s that look?

Sweetie: That’s wrong!

Doodlebug: Yeah, where’s the good stuff?

Me: That is good stuff.

Sweetie: No. No. No. Where’s the good stuff! You know. The GOOD STUFF!

Me: I don’t have any of the canned meat today, if that’s what you mean.

Doodlebug: MoonCat is getting some!

Me: MoonCat is getting cat food made for cats.

Sweetie: Yeah, but it smells wonderfully stinky and it’s in a can so why not let us try it?

Me: Nope. Let’s not cross that line.

Doodlebug: Not fair.

MoonCat: Eminently fair. And delicious. AND FOR CATS. Some lines should never be crossed.

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