
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Why is your face all droopy, Lady Human?

Sweetie: Yeah, you look like a bulldog.
Me: Oh, it’s silly.

MoonCat: So you are a bulldog.
Me: Well, no, but I just had a picture taken yesterday and I saw wrinkles on my face I never knew were there before.
Doodlebug: Oh, is that all?
Sweetie: We do that all the time. Join our club.
MoonCat: No, don’t, Lady Human. Have you seen the rest of them?
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