I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Those strange humans are back on our street, Lady Human!
Sweetie: Yeah, listen to all that noise! Let’s go!
Doodlebug: Yeah, let’s go chase ’em off!
Sweetie: BULLDOG CHARGE!
Me: Hold on just a second! Those are the trash collector people. The noise is from their big trucks. You don’t want to chase them off!
Sweetie: Who told them they could come snatch our trash away?
Doodlebug: Yeah! We may need that stuff someday…sometime…maybe.
Sweetie: If it doesn’t smell too bad. Save the garbage!
MoonCat: I think I’ll just find a nice out of the way spot where no one will see me. Best way to avoid nonsense.
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