
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: How come those humans down the road were so loud last night?
Me: I don’t know.
Sweetie: Aren’t you going to go sniff around and find out?
Me: Nope. Not my business.
Sweetie: Why not stick your nose in anyway?
Me: My nose sticks out way further than a bulldog’s. I don’t want it to get bitten off.

MoonCat: Truer words were never spoken.
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