I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, someone has slimed the floor and, for once, it wasn’t me.
Me: That’s from a snail. Look, it’s squeezed back outside.
Doodlebug: Where does it live?
Me: In that big shell on its back.
Sweetie: A house on its back. Well, keep your slime in your own house and stay out of ours!
MoonCat: Snails sliming the place at night? The old “sleep with one eye open” rule still holds true. Don’t get slimed.
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