I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Do you see where I am standing?
Sweetie: I see. I just don’t care. My feet belong where they are. Everybody else, take your feet away! Lady Human, back me up here.
Me: I’m just trying to move from Point A to Point B without tripping. I’ve got no dog in this fight.
Doodlebug: Uh, excuse me, ma’am, but you have two dogs in this fight. Clear passageways are important.
MoonCat: Bulldogs never know what’s really important. My cushion. My bowls. My places. Me. I’m important. I thought everybody knew that by now.
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