
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, there was an awful lot of noise last night and not the kind I enjoy because I didn’t make any of it.
Me: Yeah, a lot of people gunning their engines, revving up and speeding down the roads. All stuff and nonsense.
Sweetie: I like stuff.
Doodlebug: I like nonsense.
Me: I know y’all do. But this was stuff and nonsense that keeps interrupting sound sleep. I can do without that.

MoonCat: Have earplugs for cats been invented yet? Because I could sure use a pair. Stuff and nonsense blockers.
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