I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hold on a minute, Sweetie! What’s that in your mouth?
Sweetie: Hmmmm?
Doodlebug: That’s from that paper pile you threw by the trash can.
Me: That’s junk mail.
Sweetie: Smells pretty good to be junk.
Me: It’s paper and that’s a problem.
Doodlebug: No problem at all, Lady Human. We’ll take it from here.
MoonCat: Don’t look at me. I have better taste than that.
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