
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. I need to go out, Lady Human!
Me: Okay, my hands are full. In a jiffy!

Sweetie: Jiffy? Where?
Me: It means in a fraction of a second.
Doodlebug: A second?
Me: (snapping fingers) Like that quick. Quicker than you can imagine. So quick that…
Doodlebug: Uh-oh.

MoonCat: I think we passed the jiffy point.
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