
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what did you mean yelling out, “It’s right there where you threw it.”? I didn’t throw anything.
Me: I was talking to myself.
Doodlebug: Do you answer yourself?
Me: Yeah, all the time, mainly to yell at myself.
Sweetie: You yell at yourself? Cool!

MoonCat: If you need to yell at someone, you have my permission to yell at me. I’ll just ignore it as I ignore everything the bulldogs yell.
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