I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, when I told you to give my treats to the cat, you didn’t believe me, did you?
Me: But you said.
Sweetie: What’s that human word when somebody runs too quickly and slides into a garbage can?
Me: Hasty?
Sweetie: Well, that was me. I take it back.
Me: No problem. Treats were delayed. They’re not here yet anyway.
Sweetie: BUT THEY SAID!
Me: So did you.
Sweetie: But I crossed my paws.
MoonCat: I said bulldogs were dumb. I take that back. For the moment.
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