I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Uh-oh. Something’s wrong with Lady Human. She’s holding her head and shaking it back and forth.
MoonCat: Is it something I can solve? Cats are great at solving problems and fixing stuff, no matter how badly humans foul things up.
Me: No. It’s just a regular everyday human mess. Confusion. And I’m a little tired. Sometimes I just want a simpler life. Like a bulldog. A simple bulldog life.
Doodlebug: A simple bulldog life? Huh?
Sweetie: Have you been paying attention, Lady Human? You call bulldog lives simple? Somebody get the human one of those word books they call a dictionary. We’ll see who’s simple.
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