dryer

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I’m taking this.

Doodlebug: Out of my way. Leave something for me. This! This is perfect.

Sweetie: Leave the small stuff.

Me: Hold on just a minute!

Sweetie: Okay.

Me: How did y’all…who opened the door to the clothes dryer?

Doodlebug: No one will ever know.

Sweetie: Problem?

Me: Yes. Those are my freshly washed clothes. Well, they were. You’ve never done this before. It’s like you’re trying to invent problems.

MoonCat: And succeeding quite well.

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