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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what do humans do when they have a problem?

Me: Depends on the type of problem.

Sweetie: He just wants to complain because I borrowed his dumb ole chew stick.

Doodlebug: It’s not dumb! It’s the best chew stick in the world. And it’s MINE!

Sweetie: Yeah, well, you can keep your ole chew stick then. It tastes nasty anyway, just like you.

Me: Okay! Sweetie, over there! Doodlebug, here’s your chew toy! Sit over there!

Doodlebug: Ew! It’s got her spit on it!

Me: I’ve never known you to be so particular before.

MoonCat: Lady Human, go back to your forever mysterious human activities. I declare the Complaint Department closed…until I have a complaint.

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