I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, order a warmup! Now!
Me: What makes you think that’s an easy thing?
Sweetie: Humans order everything else.
Me: The weather is not like a pizza. It’s a lot more complicated than that.
Doodlebug: While you’re dealing with the cold, call in a double cheese thick crust.
MoonCat: Make mine anchovy. And hold the pizza.
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