Sweetie: Roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the cardboard…
Me: Sweetie, that’s not exactly how the old song goes.
Sweetie: It’s not your old human song, ma’am. It’s my new bulldog song. Nothing like a vigorous roll on the cardboard box accompanied by a loud song.
Me: Well, it is fun to watch.
Sweetie: Humans should try it. It’s a lot less boring than watching the Picture Box.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Why is Sweetie so loud, Lady Human?
Me: She is wrestling the big cardboard box into submission.
Sweetie: Grrrrr! Arrgghh! You’re not the boss of me! Grrrrrrrr!
MoonCat: I’ve never seen such a fuss over a cardboard box.
Me: I’ve seen you love lots of boxes in your time.
MoonCat: Yes, but gently, like old friends. Places where I could retreat to solitude and be hidden away from loud, obnoxious bulldogs.
Sweetie: No box gets by with locking me out! Grrrr! Down with those cardboard walls! Arrgghh!
Doodlebug: Well, not a box anymore.
MoonCat: Nope. Just a flat cardboard mess.
Sweetie: All right, Lady Human. When does the next cardboard box delivery get here? I’m ready.
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