boots

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, you never go outside without foot coverings, even when there is no snow or ice.

Me: True.

Sweetie: So where are our foot coverings? Not fair!

Me: I thought that might come up, so I dug your doggy boots out.

Doodlebug: Oh, no! Not those! They are like hard heavy sweaters, only for feet. I kicked them off before. I’ll do it again.

Sweetie: I don’t like the way they look.

MoonCat: They are not a fashion statement. Neither are frostbitten toes.

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