I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, why did you leave us awhile ago? Were you doing some weird human nonsense? I feel so left out.
Me: I went to vote.
Doodlebug: Nobody asked me to do that, whatever it is. Was there food?
Me: It’s a selection process. We make choices by pushing a button. Not something that would interest dogs. Or cats. Or birds…
Sweetie: So something that doesn’t matter then.
Me: I wouldn’t say that.
MoonCat: Something that matters to us, but once again humans control the buttons.
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