Too Tall – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, you are way too tall.

Sweetie: Yeah, taller than Tall Man or the tallest human ever. How ever did that happen?

Me: I’m standing on a step ladder.

Sweetie: Me, too? Me, too?

Me: No.

Sweetie: But I want to be tall.

Me: Why?

Sweetie: Ummmm, so I can reach things that I shouldn’t.

MoonCat: Ah, honesty is the best policy. And height is overrated. Look at me.

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