I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Shush! She’s trying to relax. We have to creep up real quiet like and then…
Me: Hey! What’s going on?
Sweetie: Mmmmm.
Doodlebug: Mmmmm. Salty.
Me: Y’all licked on my back! Don’t go licking on my back!
Sweetie: But that’s where the salt is.
Doodlebug: Yeah, Lady Human, and it would be a lot easier if you could just raise that shirt of yours up a little bit so we wouldn’t have to.
Sweetie: Yeah, and it helps a whole bunch when you sleep on the low couch. Much easier to reach.
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