I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Out of the way! Coming through!
Doodlebug: You call that “coming through”? Let me show you!
Sweetie: Hey, I move at my own pace.
MoonCat: Meow. Is that pace called ‘creep along’?
Sweetie: Do I look like a creeper?
Me: No, I think your style is more trundler.
Sweetie: Aw, Lady Human, just like you.
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