Something Spilled Outside – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Cleanup! Outside! Better bring a mop and a great big bucket.

Me: You mean all that cold white stuff on top of everything? Not my circus, not my ice monkeys.

Sweetie: Now that’s not very helpful of you, ma’am. Do you want our precious little paws to get frosty? It sounds to me like laziness.

MoonCat: It sounds to me like it’s a good thing I’m a housecat.

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