Noses Are For Breathing – Conversations with the Pack

Posted on by H.J. Hill

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Sweetie, what is sticking out of your nose?

Sweetie: I don’t know. A stick?

Me: Hold still. Yuck. How did that get in there?

Sweetie: I don’t know. Someone put it there.

Me: Yes. Someone named Sweetie. We do not pick up sticks with our noses.

Sweetie: It was just a little one. Now you’re blaming me for having a stick in my own nose. How rude!

Me: Noses are for breathing. Not for jamming things into. Take it easy when you go nasal exploring.

Sweetie: I’ll consider it.

MoonCat: Too little, too late.

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