I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Everybody, get over there now. That’s an order!
Me: Hold on! I’m working on something here.
Sweetie: Too bad. Too sad. Everybody goes over there right now.
Me: Are you trying to herd us? We aren’t cows and you aren’t a working dog.
Doodlebug: You got that right, Lady Human. More like a sleeping dog.
MoonCat: I believe I will just take myself out of this cattle herd right now and go back to the ranch. Nobody herds cats.
Sweetie: Hey! Yeehah! Look at me! I’m a cowboy. This is a roundup! They don’t call me “bull” dog for nothin’.
Me, Doodlebug and MoonCat: Oh, great!
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Bulldoggy 