I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, the treats aren’t here.
Me: Nope. Not yet.
Sweetie: But they said they would be here!
Me: Yeah, that’s what they said.
Sweetie: But they’re not here and they said!
Doodlebug: I got my hopes all up. If they didn’t mean it, they shouldn’t have said it.
Sweetie: Nobody should say what they don’t mean! Fine! When the treats come, give mine to the cat.
MoonCat: That’s what I said.
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