I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Aaagghhh! It’s back!
Me: What now?
Sweetie: The Big Picture Box and its BUG!
Me: Okay, that’s it. I’m turning it off.
Doodlebug: You can turn off a bug? Cool!
Me: Sweetie, what would you do if there were a real bug in the house, instead of just a TV picture of a bug?
Sweetie: Run! Hide! Climb up on something high!
MoonCat: Oh, you big strong bulldog. You really have no working concept of predator and prey, do you?
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