I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Watch out. Stand aside. Coming through.
Me: Well, you could give a little more notice.
Sweetie: Your legs were in my way, Lady Human. I moved them over.
Me: A little politeness goes a long way.
Sweetie: I am a bulldog. Polite is not my middle name. Cuddly, yes. Adorable, yes. Wonderful, yes. Polite just wastes time. Coming back through.
Doodlebug: I’m polite!
MoonCat: Me, too, if extra treats are forthcoming as a result.
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