Bolster Grab – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s happening here?

Sweetie: A new cushiony spot on which to stretch ourselves.

Doodlebug: It is really starting to take shape.

Me: Okay, this cushion, nope. This pillow, nope. This bolster…

Sweetie: Don’t take that one, Lady Human! Everyone needs a bolster.

Me: Including me!

Sweetie: How selfish!

MoonCat: Thankfully, my bolster is entrenched by time and long established custom.

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Artificial Pillow – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I’m going to snuggle right up here by you, Lady Human, and take my nap.

Doodlebug: Me, too.

Me: Is there enough room?

Sweetie: Sure, I’ll just put my front legs on this big artificial pillow. It looks fake, but…

Me: Ow! That’s not a pillow!

Doodlebug: Sure looks like one.

Me: That’s me! That’s my belly.

MoonCat: I have the right to remain silent. In fact, I will remain silent. Anything I say might be used to incriminate me later on.

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