I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, how come you talked into your little hand box so long last night?
Doodlebug: Yeah, you talked and talked. I thought we would never enjoy silence again.
Me: I was chewing the fat with a friend of mine.
Sweetie: Chewing?
Doodlebug: Fat?
Sweetie: Where’s ours? I love fat chewing.
Me: That’s just an expression for talking…
Doodlebug: Another human expression that does not mean what it says.
Sweetie: Teasing us with the dream of chewing fat.
MoonCat: I don’t mind chewing the fat. Just make it short and lean.
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