
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, my tongue is sweating.
Me: Yes, I noticed. The dripping on the floor gave it away.
Doodlebug: It feels…better…to just…let it hang out…in the air.

MoonCat: Sneaky weather. Up, then down, then way up. You’re not a yo-yo toy. As for me, I would never choose to pant. So undignified.
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