I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, you need to put more food in my bowl.
Me: How much more?
Sweetie: Ten more kibble pieces.
Me: That’s very precise. Why ten?
Sweetie: That’s the perfect number. Please don’t skimp.
Doodlebug: And squirt another mouthful of water in my bowl.
Me: Your water bowl is almost brimfull.
Doodlebug: It doesn’t slosh quite right.
Sweetie: And it needs to be 4° warmer in the house.
Doodlebug: It needs to be 3 degrees cooler.
Me: You don’t even know what a degree is.
MoonCat: Ignore them, Lady Human. Everything is just right. Except my pillow could be 2 inches higher and my tunafish snack should really be salmon this time of day.
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