I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what are you rummaging for?
Me: Oh, that grocery delivery yesterday was short a few items. They charged for them, but didn’t bring them.
Sweetie: Why?
Me: Somebody just didn’t load them up.
Sweetie: You mean a human made a MISTAKE! Do humans make mistakes?
Me: Where can I even begin?
Doodlebug: At the beginning.
Sweetie: We have all day.
MoonCat: I think this talk may take a lot longer than a day.
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