A Hitch in My Get-along – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, you’re walking slow and lopsided today.

Me: Yeah, I’ve got a hitch in my get-along.

Sweetie: Great! May I have one, too?

Me: I don’t believe you want one of these. Besides, it’s not something that I can give away.

Doodlebug: There go the humans being stingy again.

MoonCat: Some gifts just aren’t worth the trouble.

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