hobbies

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human! Same ole problem!

Me: Let me guess. Boredom.

Sweetie: BORED! Can’t you see how I’m stamping my feet impatiently?

Doodlebug: Come to think of it…BORED!

Me: Play a game with your toys.

Sweetie: Too tame. I know! We can chew something up. Anything!

Me: No, not just anything.

Doodlebug: And dancing! We can dance all over the place.

Me: Otherwise known as foot stomping.

Sweetie: And don’t forget our magnificent bulldog chorus!

MoonCat: Isn’t it nice to have a hobby that annoys everyone else?

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human! Bored!

Doodlebug: Yep! Bored! How do humans handle that?

Me: We pull out one of our hobbies or games and work on that. Like when I crochet.

Sweetie: How is tangling up yarn a good thing?

MoonCat: What a cat does with yarn is an artform. Humans just make stuff.

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