
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: NOW HEAR THIS!
Me: It’s hard not to.
Sweetie: I hereby declare my bulldog right to freedom of speech!
Doodlebug: Does that mean me, too?
Sweetie: Only when I’m not talking.

MoonCat: That pretty much squeezes the rest of us out.
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