I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Look at that on the Big Picture Box, Lady Human. Is that a dog?
Me: Yeah, it’s a poodle. You’ve seen poodles before.
Sweetie: Not one wearing a wig and a shiny stone necklace. Prancing around. Thinks she’s so special. Miss Fancy!
Doodlebug: Oh, her? Ho-hum. Who cares?
Me: I don’t think that’s a wig. She’s been groomed. It’s some kind of show.
Sweetie: I’ll show her!
Me: Are you jealous?
Sweetie: A bulldog jealous of a non-bulldog? Ridiculous!
MoonCat: Uh-huh.
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