4 Stops Away – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Your treats are almost here. And mine, too. 4 stops away.

Sweetie: Why are they stopping?

Me: They have other deliveries to make.

Doodlebug: Before us? Not fair!

Sweetie: Let’s run outside and get there first!

Me: And terrify the delivery person with a running bulldog charge? No way.

MoonCat: No one is terrified by a charging sleek, beautiful, charming, graceful, treat-loving feline. I will be happy to greet the treats at the door.

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Where’s Mine? – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Okay. I’ve been patient long enough. Where is it?

Me: Where’s what?

Sweetie: I saw you take that delivery at the door, ma’am. Then you squirreled the whole thing away. Where’s mine?

Doodlebug: And don’t forget me.

Me: That batch only had human supplies in it.

MoonCat: Did I just now hear the sound of a can opener and catch a whiff of tuna on the air?

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Food Fight – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Y’all stand back. Grocery delivery is here.

Sweetie: I’ll get it.

Me: No, I’ll get it.

Doodlebug: But it’s our food.

Me: Not this time. This food is for humans.

Doodlebug: Unbelievable!

Sweetie: How selfish!

MoonCat: You wouldn’t happen to be getting any human quality tunafish in those bags, would you? Because if you are…

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