Problem? – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I’m taking this.

Doodlebug: Out of my way. Leave something for me. This! This is perfect.

Sweetie: Leave the small stuff.

Me: Hold on just a minute!

Sweetie: Okay.

Me: How did y’all…who opened the door to the clothes dryer?

Doodlebug: No one will ever know.

Sweetie: Problem?

Me: Yes. Those are my freshly washed clothes. Well, they were. You’ve never done this before. It’s like you’re trying to invent problems.

MoonCat: And succeeding quite well.

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Sweater Weather – Again – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Hey, y’all. It’s still pretty chilly. Here, Sweetie, try on this sweater I crocheted. Doodle, I have some more sweaters you can try…

Doodlebug: Nope.

Me: Well, go ahead and try this one, Sweetie.

Sweetie: Nope.

Me: It’s plenty big and nice and warm…

Sweetie: Nope.

Me: Okay, Doodlebug. You go ahead and…

Doodlebug: Noooooo.

Me: Come on, y’all.

Sweetie: Let me spell this like the humans do. NO!

Me: In that case, MoonCat…

MoonCat: Don’t even look in my direction.

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