
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay. y’all, let’s not waste food. It’s not chicken feed, you know.

Sweetie: It had better not be chicken feed. Do I look like a chicken?
Doodlebug: Wait! What does chicken feed taste like? The chickens seem to enjoy it. Maybe…
Me: Nope. Dog food for dogs. I was using an old expression because chicken feed used to be cheap.
Doodlebug: So we can waste it.

MoonCat: Someone is missing the whole point. Ohhh, bulldogs. My, oh my.
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