
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. BLAH!

Sweetie: BLAH! BLAH!
Me: If “blah” still means what it used to mean, y’all said it in the most excited non-blah way.
Doodlebug: Nothing to do.
Sweetie: Nothing to chew.
Me: Wrong on both counts. Eat. Drink. Walk around. Breathe the air. Take a nap.

MoonCat: Nap. Beat you to it about an hour ago. Nothing blah about a nap.
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