Chasing Running Dirt – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Get it! Dirt! running! Get it!

Me: That’s a bug, not dirt.

Sweetie: Same difference! Get it, Lady Human! Get it!

Me: Aaagh! Too late! Can’t reach it. It’s gone.

Doodlebug: Why are bugs allowed in our space?

Me: They aren’t, but they don’t ask permission.

Sweetie: Not on our watch! Have you ever seen a bulldog foot come down on a bug?

MoonCat: I have. Yuck and yay!

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