Nothing Like a Clean Floor – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Sweetie, what are you licking up off the floor?

Sweetie: This and that and the other, Lady Human.

Me: Honestly, the floor was pretty clean for once.

Doodlebug: And there’s nothing like a clean floor.

MoonCat: And after being washed by a bulldog’s tongue, this is nothing like a clean floor.

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