A Real Nose Wrinkler  – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what is that wonderful stink?

Me: Are stinks wonderful?

Doodlebug: All the time!

Me: Humans consider stinks bad.

Doodlebug: Human noses are uneducated.

Sweetie: Yeah, this smell is a real nose wrinkler.

MoonCat: Human noses may be uneducated, but they do have the good sense to wear masks at times.

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