A Good Imitation of a Bulldog  – Conversations with the Pack

Posted on by H.J. Hill

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what’s wrong with your face?

Doodlebug: Yeah, it’s all scrunched up and your mouth is twisted.

Me: I just pulled a muscle. It hurts.

Sweetie: You look like…You look like…US! That’s it! You look like a bulldog!

Doodlebug: Well done! You’re beautiful!

MoonCat: No comment.

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