When in Doubt, Snort It Out! – Conversations with Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, my nose tickles. I think something is alive in there.

Me: Your nose is alive. It’s part of you. Let me see.

Doodlebug: Be careful, ma’am. Don’t get too…

Sweetie: Snort. Snort. Choo!

Doodlebug:  …close. What is that?

Me: Looks like a little piece of a stick. Well, better out than in, as a friend of mine always says.

Sweetie: Do humans snort things out, too?

MoonCat: Not nearly as well as bulldogs.

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